Property Hunters Pillows

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'We'll take it!'

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Emigrating to France.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'This is close enough.'

Starter Homes

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

House for Sale.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."