Property Hunters Pillows

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'We'll take it!'

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Starter Homes

Realty. Remember

'This is close enough.'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."