Property Law Buffs Pillows

"Both of us! When did you start dual evictions?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'This is close enough.'