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"Both of us! When did you start dual evictions?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'