Promotional Offers Gifts

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Career opportunities

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

I got the raise

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

'Bon Bons Away!'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

'If Yomp is on it, how fast a track can is be?'

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

'The best things in life are buy one get one free.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

Business Cards.

Man overloaded with samples

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

'...and that concludes the emergency procedures. Since we have a few minutes before take-off, how many of you are familiar with 'Amway'?'