Promo Offer Enthusiast Gifts

Bank goes back to cheap toasters as free gift.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

I get my ideas on sale...

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Do you have any coupons?'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Dealmobile.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

"For goodness sake, wait till he's signed the McKimson deal!"

"The closet looks great. Can your organize our finances?"

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