Promotional Offers Prints

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"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Career opportunities

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

I got the raise

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Don't tell anyone, but I got the promotion by selling my soul on e-bay.'

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'Bon Bons Away!'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

'If Yomp is on it, how fast a track can is be?'

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

Man overloaded with samples

'The best things in life are buy one get one free.'

'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'

Business Cards.

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."