Promotion Excitement Enthusiast Gifts

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'How fast can you hype?'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Team Leader

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Go team!

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'