Promotion Excitement Enthusiast Gifts

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'How fast can you hype?'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Team Leader

Go team!

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'