Enthusiastic Promoter Gifts

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'How fast can you hype?'

Go team!

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'I've been made junior partner.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Personal Cheerleader.

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

An honesty of agents

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'