Enthusiastic Promoter Gifts

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'How fast can you hype?'

Go team!

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

An honesty of agents

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."