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Sharing Company Profits

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'...All profits are local.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The bucks stop here.

Man considers blogging.

Stock Exchange.

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

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Night of the Living Well-Read

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"We've pretty much maxed out our operating efficiencies. How about a bake sale?"