Profit Pitchers Pillows

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Baseball Dreams

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'Balk!'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Wilfried Zaha

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Making Money.

man pumping up profit balloon

The rotator cuff fairy.

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!