Profit Pitchers Pillows

"It's time to break up the company!!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Baseball Dreams

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Wilfried Zaha

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Balk!'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

George Best

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Making Money.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Tommy John Surgery.

"What a midfield wizard!"

man pumping up profit balloon

The rotator cuff fairy.