Planet Pitcher Pillows

Planeterrium.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Global Warmer 2000.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Climate Crisis

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Insect extinction

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."