Profile Surfers Gifts

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Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Senior citizen surfing.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Questions Online

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'Your wave.'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'I hate rainy days!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"My turn."

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Surfin' Ahab.

Octopuses surf too.

Moving Van.

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

"...my leash is a bit tight..."