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Online Dating Can Be Risky!

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Senior citizen surfing.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Questions Online

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'Your wave.'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Burkini Scandal

Octopuses surf too.

Moving Van.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"My turn."

'I hate rainy days!'

Surfin' Ahab.

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."