Profile Fact-checker Gifts

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Rumours Online

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

Conspiracy theories

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

"Stop fact checking my story."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

You Can't Argue With The Facts!