Profile Fact-checker Gifts

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

The Expert

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Rumours Online

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

Conspiracy theories

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

You Can't Argue With The Facts!

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

"Stop fact checking my story."

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."