Science Fact-checker Gifts

'It cures it in chickens, it causes it in mice.'

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Funky Facts: Football.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Reporter #6: television.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

Rumours Online

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'