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"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Torturing the English Language

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

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