Professional Pivoter T-Shirts

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Loyalty Award

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Call Your Office

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"

Work Life Balance

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Good luck with your video interview.

Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant

Business witch

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'As a consultant, my job is to speak to you as if I knew how your business worked.'