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'So our dot-com business failed! We can next form another dot-com business to liquidate our old dot-com stuff.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"I need to tinkle."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Propping up a profits chart.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Factory Rejects Inc.

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"That's more like it!"