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"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"So, what are you reading?"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Technology and literature

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Reading

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Small child checks out a book.

Bibliomaniac

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Reading in the family.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Head full of Books.

The writer's world

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

Irvine Welsh

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

TV vs Reading

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Reading room

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