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"Needs to get a life"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

Banana Split Personality

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That party went well.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Is this who I am?"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

The Mainstream

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G