Professional Conduct Pillows

"Guys, quit it, or we’re all going to end up in sensitivity training!"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Butterfly Woman

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Others will fight for you

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Barristers

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Loyalty Award

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Jester Surgeon

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"