Productivity Protester Pillows

Fine. Block my email and jam my cellphone. I'll just goof off more at the water cooler!

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Do Not Resuscitate

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Meeting Room. I never knew so much time could be wasted while it was standing still.

"How many work in my department? On a good day probably about half."

Department of Productivity: Caution - High Speed Revolving Door.

Boss

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Self-styled '60s revolutionary Mort Park, Incensed by Arizona's new immigration law, asked his cafe cohorts to road trip to Phoenix to protest. They agreed, hoping to meet chicks. I've had three lattes and programmed the Phoenix Hooters into the GPS. Y'all go to sleep in back and when you wake up or we'll be getting our mojo on. And protesting bigoted policies! And watered-down drinks. How dare they serve that cheap stuff. Must have banana daiquiris.

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

"His productivity apps pushed him to an early grave."

Smoky Factory

A madness of motorists

'This is a very difficult job. There's only so much you can pretend you're doing.'

Box reads: 'DIRECT ACTION MAN'.

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'

Surfing the Brown Water.

"I'm glad I'm not in business for myself - I wasted the whole day."

Acceptance, revolution, indecision