Productivity Poet Gifts

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

Beesy schedule.

'Remember, I'm doing the best you can.'

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.'

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"I start every day by making a list of the people I need to ignore."

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'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"To keep on top of the work I'm going to have to put in some overtime."