Product Reviewing Pillows

"Roger takes his online product reviews VERY seriously!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Can't Touch This

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"My best friend is my phone."

Book publishing.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

The Music Critic.

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Performance reviews in Hell.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

The Critic...

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"How was the play!"

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."