Product Reviewer Gifts

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Can't Touch This

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"My best friend is my phone."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Book publishing.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

The Music Critic.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Literary critics have a very special sense of humor.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"How was the play!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Critic...

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"You call that a suit?"

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Redundant Technology.