Gadget Reviewer Gifts

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Redundant Technology.

Fortunately for all of us, the phablet beat out the phesktop in the hybrid device wars.

The Selfie of Dorian Gray...

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"My best friend is my phone."

"I should probably upgrade soon."

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

Smart Phones and Silly Phones

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"And this app here tells me how much I'm spending on pointless gadgetry."

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'

"If it really was smart, it would probably choose not be be a mattress, right?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."