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'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Irons In The Fire

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

His and Hers Garage

Carpet Cleaner.

Evolution of the Cat.

Spring cleaning.

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Sandwich filing.

His and Hers Draw Space

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"Laundry or composting?"

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'Is your house baby-proofed?'