Produce Peruser T-Shirts

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Apples for sale

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

New music conference

Buster Keaton

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Woody Allen

Grocery Shopping

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Larry David

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Quentin Tarantino