Procrastinator Sage Gifts

ZEN AND THE ART OF PROCRASTINATION

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Inactive wear store.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.