Procrastination Pokes T-Shirts

'I'm working remotely.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I hate Mondays.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

In and Out Box

"What does procrastination mean?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

"I'm your exit strategy."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."