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Pumping up the bike tyres

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate Mondays.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The Boys of Indian Summer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."