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'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

In and Out Box

"What does procrastination mean?"

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"I submit to the committee the document of your unfinished screenplay, is it your testimony today that you told your wife it would be finished by now?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

"Listen, if this takes much longer I'll be late for work and I'll be a dead man!"

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

It was another quiet day for Johnson.

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