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Following through!

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

'Your last annual check up was eleven years ago.'

"Let me get straight to the point, in a roundabout way."

"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"

Alway finish what you (start)

'If only we could harness all that laziness.'

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

'What is stressful is not the job itself. What is stressful is avoiding being caught by my supervisor when I'm wasting time'.

Do It Now! Self help book - "It's well overdue, I just couldn't get round to bringing it back."

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

'Why put it off until tomorrow when it could well happen today?!'

"'Worked off his feet', he said!"

"What does procrastination mean?"

"Harrison! Keep your mind in the gutter!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

In, Out, Shake it all about