Procrastination Pokes Pillows

'I'm working remotely.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I hate Mondays.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

In and Out Box

"What does procrastination mean?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"I think I see the problem."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."