Procrastinating Patient Pillows

'There's your prescription - and here are the drug disclaimers...'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Travelogue

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The four housemen of procrastination

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

"Whoops... does anyone want to see videos of my cat instead."