Procrastinating Patient T-Shirts

'There's your prescription - and here are the drug disclaimers...'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Travelogue

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The four housemen of procrastination

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

Procrastinators Incorporated