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Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Hush puppy.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

The best relationships are silent.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Closet.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

The Think Tank

'Time? Time's relative.'

Brain versus Religion.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"...I'll sit here pretending to be interested but I'll actually be writing a shopping list and fantasising about my plumber!"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

A man doing a reality check.

"... and the 'black-and-blue' medal is for telling my wife."

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

In Loving Memory of Alzheimer - Lest We Forget

A lecture on the subject of questioning authority...

"Your faucet is running."

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

Baruch Spinoza