What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.
Private Chatter T-Shirts
Express your love for secret conversations with t-shirts that speak volumes—funny, clever, and ideal for those who enjoy a little private humor throughout their day.
'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'
"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."
Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.
"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."
Social Notworking
Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"
'Are you in here tonight?'
'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'
"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"
Turn on chat. Delete conversation.
Hot Line
'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'
"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."
'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'
'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'
'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''
"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."
"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"
"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"
'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!
"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."
"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"
Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...
'What's that supposed to mean!?!'
"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer
'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'
Online Dating
"This is the wine talking."
'I really don't miss the water cooler.'
Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.
'I've never been superstitious...touch wood'
'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'
Private Chatter T-Shirts Collection
Private Chatter Mugs
Explore our mugs designed for the lovers of private chatter—witty, cozy, and ideal for sharing a laugh with your closest friends.
Private Chatter Pillows
Our pillows celebrate the art of private chat in a soft, humorous way—perfect for lounging and love.
Private Chatter Prints
Decorate your space with prints that highlight your favorite inside jokes—thoughtful, artistic, and uniquely personal.