Private Thoughts Pillows

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Hush puppy.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The best relationships are silent.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Closet.

The Think Tank

'Time? Time's relative.'

Brain versus Religion.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"...I'll sit here pretending to be interested but I'll actually be writing a shopping list and fantasising about my plumber!"

Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

A man doing a reality check.

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

"... and the 'black-and-blue' medal is for telling my wife."

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

"My existence is a gray area."

In Loving Memory of Alzheimer - Lest We Forget

A lecture on the subject of questioning authority...

"Your faucet is running."

Shoulda Woulda Coulda