Personal Reflections Pillows

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

"The overthinker"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Cellphone Islands

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Is this who I am?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.