Personal Reflections Pillows

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The overthinker"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Cellphone Islands

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

That party went well.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Is this who I am?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."