Privacy Jokes Gifts

Man in bath not alone.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Clown Wife

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Boardroom cream pies.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Two Daleks fighting

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'