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"But I might get attacked by someone on a tagging order."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Neutral Man.

'It's a silent protest.'

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Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'Hey, guys! Neat old stuff.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

Crime slipping through legal system.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"Huddled masses, line 3."

"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."