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'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how about you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

CCTV on torture cage.

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'-and which commandment did you break?'

'First time you've been kenneled?'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

''Where do you see yourself in five years'? That's a stupid question! You know darn well I'll be finishing 5-years of a 25-year sentence!'

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

"I love our comfortable silences."

Martha Stew-Art.

Martha bakes with her new friends.

Convict playing the violin

'Who'd ever have guessed that mice do actually have rights?!'

"Hi, scheduling? I've only got 60 seconds, so I'll make this quick..."

"But I might get attacked by someone on a tagging order."

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'You're in violation of the dress code, Pendleton!'

'My final request? How about 'Who Put The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy's Chaowder?''

"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!"

"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."

"Lucky for you we have good health care at this prison."

Prison Counselling Centre.

Get out of Gitmo card

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'