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"I'm Skeets McCarthy, I've always wanted to meet you and tell you how greatly I've admired your work."

Tic-tac-toe

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

In The Bastille

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"You've got a dinner invitation."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz."

Barnaby in Newgate

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'Let's stay in tonight.'