Prison Yard Historians Mugs

"I'm Skeets McCarthy, I've always wanted to meet you and tell you how greatly I've admired your work."

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"You've got a dinner invitation."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

In The Bastille

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

'Let's stay in tonight.'

Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

Birdman of Alcatraz.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

Barnaby in Newgate