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"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prison Wallpaper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

Do you believe in free love?

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

"I was doing ok before the investigation

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

Barnaby in Newgate

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

Your wife send her best wishes!

'A break-out? Forget it. Security's too tight. Can't even break out in a sweat around here without getting caught.'

'There, there, Warden. He's in a better place now.'

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."