Prison Tv Show Fan Pillows

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'I may be in prison, but on the inside I'm free!' 'Forgot your underwear again?'

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'It's windy this morning.'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

Preferred Prisons

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Hey. You're back.'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'So, how was your day?'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

Prison decorating

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'