Prison-break-chef Pillows

No, pal, I don't know if the chicken is free-range.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

Sweet Jailbreak

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Chick escapes from egg prison.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"I wouldn't complain about the food too much if I were you. I'm the Birdman of Alcatraz, all I get is millet and if I'm really lucky a few berries!"

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

Get you anything while I'm out?

Escaping the Firing Squad.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."