Prison-break-chef Mugs

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Golf escape.

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"I wouldn't complain about the food too much if I were you. I'm the Birdman of Alcatraz, all I get is millet and if I'm really lucky a few berries!"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'