Prison Break Buff Mugs

"Oh, sorry. I thought this was an exterior wall."

greeting cards.

Escaping the Firing Squad.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Food Chain Gang

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

Desert Island Inmate

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'